



Flashback to when she was 3 years old.
I asked my daughter this question one day as a joke and got an earnest answer in reply. Now I ask it every evening at dinnertime.
My cat and I have been engaged in a 36 minute handshake, each unwilling to be the first to break. The prolonged eye contact is making my eyes water, but I’m not crying.
I’m not crying.
😦 I was just trying to lip-jinx Shania Twain in peace
Hyperbole can be so dangerous!
(Please don’t give me mouse solutions. I already have a mouse solution. I’m planning on stuffing a cat in every crevice. Thank you.)
I hope you get earything you desire this year.
Is this related to the freezer fish thing?