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Posted on January 16, 2020

Lil' Bob Dylan

Toddler singing in the backseat: These mushrooms are glorious and special. We should take them from outside. Maybe we should go to Boston and find a rainbow? Hey, maybe these mushrooms that we've never seen before. Hey, we can do it and this is the end?
Every toddler singing tunelessly to themselves in the backseat sounds just like Bob Dylan. Or Bob Dylan sounds just like them.
Posted on January 8, 2020

Mother knows nothing

Girl: Why aren't you singing? You're just moving your lips. Mother: I'm lip-syncing
Girl: Mommy, it's called lip-SINGING, not sinking! Mother: S_Y_N_C, like when two things happen at the same time.
Girl: Sigh... that's called jinxing. Mother: Ah, when will I learn

😦 I was just trying to lip-jinx Shania Twain in peace

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